I've decided to start a new holiday called Twosday, which falls on every 2nd day of the month, as long as that day also happens to be on Tuesday. This year, it will take place in October, and next year in September and December.

What you do on Twosday, is do twice as much of something as you normally do. For instance, you can wear twice as many pieces of clothing (an extra pair of pants, shirt, shocks, underwear), or you can eat double the servings you would normally eat of your meals. You don't have to double everything, but just find something you can do twice as much. The most important thing, though, is when someone asks why you're doubling up, tell them, "It's Twosday!"

I'll be doing my part this October 2nd. Will you?

TWOSDAY!