The Last Two Weren't Ironic
And none of them were very funny. A book about avoiding objects falls on his head? And the second one wasn't very ironic either. He was reading a book on how to pay attention because he clearly needs advice on how to pay attention. So, him not noticing the cliff isn't a shocker considering he's looking to a book to eradicate his problem. And him not noticing a sign about birds pooping on his car is just unfortunate. And the concentrate one is just a rip from Jeff Foxworthy. You'd get farther away with taking the Numa Numa Dance flash, drawing a mustache on it, and submitting it as an original. Still, I like that you tried.