KupaMan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Xin Session 16]

Why do people like these?

This is like low-end anime storyline, low-end anime visuals, low-end entertainent. Why does this have a fucking 4.41? The art is horrible. I'm confused to why this has a score exceeding that of NG's highest scoring flash. That little opening fight scene was painful to watch. It's sad to think that better flash get a 3.75 while this gets its balls washed in the top 50. I gave it an 8 in audio because you actually had music that went with the video and the audio quality was good; none of that puffy, noisy shit. Also, I gave it an 8 for humor because I couldn't help but think the whole time "this guy's actually taking this seriously." There's reall nothing I can suggest you fix that would make me like this series. At least just do better visuals. The art was so bad and I don't get why. All anime is is pans across theface and an ocassional hair flick. I didn't like this flash at all, but you must be doing something right, considering you've made 16 successful ones of these. It gets a six since you obviously did try, it just wasn't enough to make me happy. I'll be happy to see this series conclude and be done with. Sorry and thanks.

[Burnt Face Man 5]

Definately the best episode yet

You had tons of obscure jokes in here. I loved it. This was definately the most rediculous episode to date. The joke about Taps Man killing Slightly Bruised Man was the best, considering me and my friend were still referencing that character up to now. I hope an episode 6 is to come out sooner than the time between 4 and 5.

[CU-Halloween Special]

Great CU short

I don't know if I liked it as much as the other shorts, but it was good enough. I liked how the instructional video's voice guy was all enthusiastic about everything. There seemed to be more cussing in this one than in the others, but it worked, so that's okay.

[Joan and Mark]

Pretty well-done

It was kind of cool. I liked the style. The song was so-so. It was lengthy enough, Good job.

[Over There TV intro]

Nicely done

Kudos for not doing my biggest pet peeve while using 8/16 bit graphics; rotating them. It kills the illusion. Thanks. Great job. I love how unlike the actual series it is. Anyway, great job.

[A Happy Halloween]

I'm a little bit pissed

I've seen people use Adam Phillips' tutorial fire way too much. Not one based off his, but the actual graphic from his tutorial. Stop using other people's stuff. Also, the joke's been done before. Stamper's was similar to this, only better. I'm pissed off that it's not your fire and it's not very original, but I'll say that the graphics overall weren't too bad. Prettty good lip syncing, decent character design, and nice walk cycle (even though it was short). I think you could have gone with a better outline color than grey, though. Also, the Jeopardy waiting thing took too long. I guess I'll give you 1 7 since it wasn't horrible. But the swiped fire and unoriginality definately whacked some of your score off throughout the ratings.

[BadGuys2:AppeasingTheGods]

Why did you post it today?

Thanks for revoking my chance at a Daily Feature. Hopefully I continue to stay above 'Boobs, Butts Or... Part 2' until Dailys are awarded. Then I may have a chance at Daily second. Oh yeah, your review. Very funny. It didn't seem to rely on "fuckin'" like the first one did. It turned out very well. I suggest you send this into Adult Swim's cartoon shorts contest. It has good enough humour. The art could use touching up a little, but it doesn't make it unfunny at all. It still works very well. I hope a #3 comes out... on a day I don't choose to submit on. Thanks, assholes! I hope you choke on your Daily Feature.

ChrisNosal responds:

Hah, I'm sorry. I had to submit it sometime.

Adult Swim contest, huh? I'll look into that. Thanks for the tip.

[Flathead Symphony]

Awesome

Great music, Dustball. Great visuals, synj. I loved its -Play-esque feel. It was less plain too. The song on play was cool because it was all regular sound effects in the style of Stomp and not actual musical sounds, but this still works. And the filesize is on the low end so it's a quick load for a lot of goodness. Great job, y'all.

[Captain Capitalism]

Fantastic

A few of the bleeps felt like someone was scraping my ear drum with an exacto-knife, but aside from that, it was a really great cartoon. The bleeps definately made it a lot funnier. Very good artwork. I was happy to be able to recognize Dick Cheney without having someone say it was him before hand. I'm also glad you didn't stay on a Republi-bash. I hate flash that make its entirety a political bitch show. I hope to see more of Captain Capitalism in the future. A great break-through flash to Newgrounds. You will be extremely successful here.

[On The Moon (episode 3)]

My FP8 was messing up and I had to redownload it.

It was worth it, though. Nice flash. I enjoy this series. I hope you guys plan to make more.